Then after much digging through my shed (and sudden fears about potential snakes lurking in the shadows...thanks to Maureen and her snake-in-the-shed story), I found a few bottles of gold acrylic paint left over from the last big beast that inhabited the Grey Garage. It needed to really be shaken up. So, I managed to run Norton SystemWorks on my Mac and finally got the viscosity to a fine level. The question is - with semi-gold eyes and beak, does he still have the 'Al Jolsen singing "Mammy"' quality? Still looks like a penguin to me.